| Tape Number | Description |
| 0 | Talks about the latest tape, changes a lot |
| 1 | "The tape you have reached is not in the archives" with an ICQ sound |
| 2 | "You have reached tape retrieval system 1..." |
| 3 | "This is to test the new recordin' system..." |
| 4 | "Hey Jeremy, can you see if you play tape number 2..." accidental recording. |
| 5 | "Hey Jermey, what the hell?!" accidental recording. |
| 6 | Mumbling and weird song |
| 10 | Old 0 announcement tape |
| 22 | Creepy "we are watching" sound |
| 100 | Using the time tracking system |
| 101 | Old 0 announcement tape |
| 10000 | Dealing with "Counter Operation" AKA us |
| 10001 | Dealing with "Counter Operation" AKA us |
| 10002 | Dealing with "Counter Operation" AKA us |
| 10003 | Dealing with "Counter Operation" AKA us |
| 10004 | Dealing with "Counter Operation" AKA us |
| 10005 | Dealing with "Counter Operation" AKA us (Test) |
| 10006 | "XORRO" tape, claiming they invented XOR logic operator |
| 10007 | "XORRO" tape, claiming they invented XOR logic operator |
| 10008 | "XORRO" tape, claiming they invented XOR logic operator (Test) |
| 10009 | Signing messages lesson |
| 10010 | Dead Drops (SPYDROP) Lesson |
| 23918 | Instruction tape is now here |
| 55001 | Abnormal situations |
| 55002 | Roadway situations |
| 97575 | "This tape is unavailable" super creepy |
| 99989 | The actual welcome tape is a tape! |
| 99991 | Weird distorted song |
| 99992 | Unknown song mashed up with the PACER test |
| 99993 | PACER test |
| 99994 | RadioShack promo that aired on TV during the Northwests Own Movie Channel Channel 13 KCPQ |
| 99995 | Unknown song "banks where have you been honey?", bad words but catchy |
| 99996 | AT&T promo from TV special about the future aired a few years ago |
| 99997 | Weird unknown song mentioning Madonna and the girl from the jello commercials |
| 99998 | Unknown song. Catchy. Portuguese. Our member RaverSaoPaulo wrote this as it struck a nerve |
| 99999 | Tape head cleaner. THIS IS ESSENTIAL. The tapes get muffled fast because of "carbon build up". It seems like a technical problem and this is the bandaid |